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CHARACTER INFO : AUNIVERSITY
✉ Character Info
Name: James Moriarty
Canon: Hound of the D'urbervilles, a collection of idiots and criminals
Age: un...specified. I'm gonna call it at 61.
Subject/Staff Position: Mathematics That Will Legitimately Make You Hate Your Life
possibly Physics for future world conquerors every Wednesday night
History:
• once upon a time, james moriarty was born and he was pretty okay thank you, what a damn smart kid.
• only then his dad stopped being impressed with him when he turned seven and literally never acknowledged his existence again
• which he did with one kid and then apparently got lucky on the third? they are all named James, not even lying.
• meanwhile, their mother apparently stared at a wall or something??
• james grew up bringing in awesome grades and absorbing himself further and further into mathematics and probably running a lunch-money underground or a fighting ring or something in his schools
• and murdering people p r o b a b l y
• ...and kind of sort of arranging for his parents to be driving a car with failing brakes in inclement weather when he was about 21, why not modern that up a little.
• he pretty much never had any friends, because he is a soulless bastard who has nothing in his eyes but maths, crime, and contempt for all races human and non
• Luckily, he didn't need friends to graduate from college, and he had an inheritance to pay for the rest of it. Whether all the non-algebraic subjects were passed through blackmail/just wanting that scary guy out of the class remains to be seen. He aced it all wow.
• And then because he basically has little to no human emotion whatsoever, James made the logical decision to look at the entire world mathematically and to build a criminal empire within it. He really loves success. Okay, he doesn't love anything.
• He is other-Moriarty's cousin and totally his favorite relative ever, if they. had favorites. least desired arranged murder victim at the moment, subject to change depending on how this new job goes.
• the last university he worked for was seriously damaged in a fire and he no longer felt safe so it seemed like a relocation using his hard-earned savings was in order. (spoilers they tried to fire him because he's really creepy and he arranged an arson no big deal)
• he is always ICly plurking about asteroids and math and shit and has no karma even though just plurking itself gives you karma, sometimes i feel really bad for him
Personality: Okay so picture the creepiest motherfucker who could possibly exist without engaging in noticeable public wrongdoings and who also wobbles his neck like some kind of freaky snake guy. Also if you laugh at him he will sink loads of money and obsession into a scheme that drives you slowly insane and students from his class may or may not go missing whoops. REALLY SMART, REALLY RIDICULOUS, basically not even human and 100% soulless. And he gets airguns for guys who hate airguns, and takes 11 years to throw a birthday party.
He probably stands around at retirement parties subtly commenting on the retiree's impending departure from this mortal coil and shit, and then goes back to work in a school full of weirdoes hoping to recruit or manipulate useful talent. What a guy.
Name: James Moriarty
Canon: Hound of the D'urbervilles, a collection of idiots and criminals
Age: un...specified. I'm gonna call it at 61.
Subject/Staff Position: Mathematics That Will Legitimately Make You Hate Your Life
possibly Physics for future world conquerors every Wednesday night
History:
• once upon a time, james moriarty was born and he was pretty okay thank you, what a damn smart kid.
• only then his dad stopped being impressed with him when he turned seven and literally never acknowledged his existence again
• which he did with one kid and then apparently got lucky on the third? they are all named James, not even lying.
• meanwhile, their mother apparently stared at a wall or something??
• james grew up bringing in awesome grades and absorbing himself further and further into mathematics and probably running a lunch-money underground or a fighting ring or something in his schools
• and murdering people p r o b a b l y
• ...and kind of sort of arranging for his parents to be driving a car with failing brakes in inclement weather when he was about 21, why not modern that up a little.
• he pretty much never had any friends, because he is a soulless bastard who has nothing in his eyes but maths, crime, and contempt for all races human and non
• Luckily, he didn't need friends to graduate from college, and he had an inheritance to pay for the rest of it. Whether all the non-algebraic subjects were passed through blackmail/just wanting that scary guy out of the class remains to be seen. He aced it all wow.
• And then because he basically has little to no human emotion whatsoever, James made the logical decision to look at the entire world mathematically and to build a criminal empire within it. He really loves success. Okay, he doesn't love anything.
• He is other-Moriarty's cousin and totally his favorite relative ever, if they. had favorites. least desired arranged murder victim at the moment, subject to change depending on how this new job goes.
• the last university he worked for was seriously damaged in a fire and he no longer felt safe so it seemed like a relocation using his hard-earned savings was in order. (spoilers they tried to fire him because he's really creepy and he arranged an arson no big deal)
• he is always ICly plurking about asteroids and math and shit and has no karma even though just plurking itself gives you karma, sometimes i feel really bad for him
Personality: Okay so picture the creepiest motherfucker who could possibly exist without engaging in noticeable public wrongdoings and who also wobbles his neck like some kind of freaky snake guy. Also if you laugh at him he will sink loads of money and obsession into a scheme that drives you slowly insane and students from his class may or may not go missing whoops. REALLY SMART, REALLY RIDICULOUS, basically not even human and 100% soulless. And he gets airguns for guys who hate airguns, and takes 11 years to throw a birthday party.
He probably stands around at retirement parties subtly commenting on the retiree's impending departure from this mortal coil and shit, and then goes back to work in a school full of weirdoes hoping to recruit or manipulate useful talent. What a guy.